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Thursday, November 30, 2006
super duper luper ka-duper la-luper bored =) 1:51 AM

sighs so bored. wanted to write a nice long post but jsut realized its 2am! and i haf to wake up at 8am 2mlo! i mean 2day! oh shit! hehe will update soon! just nt now. damnit! i din even realise it was so late olrdi.. i mean early. oh watever. crap! kk hehe LaTeRsSsss...

p.s hope u like the song. 'Staring at the sun' by Rooster, great aussie band

Monday, November 27, 2006
I Love you!!! 7:18 PM

what can i say bout my dear friend Ashley??...well...HES THE BEST!!!!....BETTER THN U OTHER BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........I DUNNOE WHY BUT HES THE BEST IN DA WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!.....If any of you have a problem with him...well....thn frig you!!!



haha stupid clement 2:20 PM

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: May 9th, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here

now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. sure is freaking hot down here!!!!!

Me Tarzan, You Jane...

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex.
"What's that?" he asked.
She explained to him what sex was and he said,
"Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."
Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have it all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly."
She took off her clothes, laid down on the ground, and spread her legs.
"Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here."
Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp,
"What the hell did you do that for?"
"Tarzan check for squirrels."

A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question.
As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her and says
"Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you will forgive me".
She replies "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436".

A nun and a priest and a camel

A nun and a priest were crossing the Sahara desert on a camel.
On the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. After dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation.
After a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "Well sister, this looks pretty grim."
"I know father.", the nun answered.
"In fact, I don't think it is likely that we can survive more than a day or two."
"I agree." said the nun.
"Sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?"
"Anything father."
"I have never seen a woman's breasts and I was wondering if I might see yours."
"Well, under the circumstances I don't see that it would do any harm."
The nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty.
"Sister would you mind if I touched them?"
She consented and he fondled them for several minutes.
"Father, could I ask something of you?"
"Yes sister?"
"I have never seen a man's penis. Could I see yours?"
"I suppose that would be OK", the priest replied lifting his robe.
"Oh father, may I touch it?"
The priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection.
"Sister, you know that if I insert my penis in the right place, it can give life."
"Is that true father?"
"Yes it is, sister."
"Then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass so we can get the hell out of here?"

Friday, November 24, 2006
oops i did it again 12:13 AM

heyloo. tis post is gona be much more cheerful-ler than my last one. hehe. hmm oh my beloved friend, RACHEL TAN was soooo sweet enough to lend me her One Three Hill season 1 dvds! ahahaha! to those who like it too, haha suck my arse. so niceeee! hahaha i nvr realy watched the whole of One Three Hill so i dun realy noe wat happened and watever. but tnks to rach, im gona find out! whooppeedoohaaa! hehe i was up till 4am watching it the first nite. the 2nd nite i slept at 6.30am. hahah just as the sun was about to come out. haha it was kinda cool. hahaha i guess. gilaa man. but so niceeeeeeee! i love james lafferty.

wen to see Happy Feet yesterday wif the guys. it was okay la i guess. not a movie i would wan to watch again tho. oooh and i kicked the guys arses in pool! woohooo! hehe so fun! i hvnt played since my bro taught me a few years ago. whooopeeedoohaaa! hehe it feels really good to kick guys butts at smtg. hehe. hm i actualy wanted to see The Covenant bcos it looks cool n the guys r hot but they all changed their minds at the last minute. aiyar! so sien!

problem wif goin out wif guys : they dun enjoy watching mvies tat involve hot guys. CRAP!

hmm wen to see Casino Royale at some tiger charity thingy for phoebs sis. loads of ppl wen. haha n i knew the girl would die! tat lesper lyvn or watever. i knew she would die in the end! damnit! should haf bet wif keith. crap crap crap! eva green was pretty tho. daniel craig was alrite i guess. he has a ruggard sense tat makes him hot i guess. hmm wat esle? just came bck frm a mega dinner earlier. hmm wat esle? oh thrs tis senso party thing at hilton on the 6th. hams inviting but i dunoe whether im goin or nt. loads of form5s will be thr. nt exactly fun. but watever. and thrs tis interact dinner thing at telang usan again. the place thr sucks. been thr a couple of times olrdi in the name of interact -_-. hmm hope tat'll be fun.

oh and mite be goin out 2mlo again wif the guys n steph i tink. watching COVENANT tis time! i hope! hmm hopefully can play pool again. im so hooked. feel such a great urge to get up n go play somewhr. sighs. any1 wif a pool table, pls feel free to msg me anytime and i'll be thr =) LaTeRsSsss...

Wednesday, November 15, 2006
time changes ppl. so y doesnt it change me? 12:57 PM

i realised smtg today.. ppl change.. over time ppl change so easily. and i hate it. truth is, everyone is alone. 'friends forever'.. wat a bunch of crap. i mean the ones tat i noe of. i wanted to watch a movie today, the covenant but i couldnt find someone to go wif me. i had an argument wif an annoying idiot over the phone. im so sick of tis. im so sick of everything. im sick of being alone. im sick of being in my house alone all day. im sick of my so-called friends not being thr for me wen i wan them to be. im just sick of it! u noe.. i was so naive wen i was younger. my mum constantly reminded me olrdi tat friends. dun depend on them. u'll end up getting hurt. family is wat u can depend on. no matter how bad u get into a fight wif them.. eventually the whole thing will be resolved cos the opponent is ur own blood.

so naive. i was too influenced by the western shows. stuff like 'oh friends forever' rubbish. its all crap. family.. those r the ppl u can realy count on no matter wat. sad thing is.. i was realy hoping my mum wasnt rite. turns out.. she has tasted all the different salts of the world. haha direct translation frm foochow language. sighs.. i wish God would be bless me wif someone real. no one fake. just real. genuine. tats wat i wan for xmas. haha. oh n i wan 7As for xmas too. =) sighs good news is my parents are coming bck 2mlo! wif diana! woohoo! its gona be so fun. sighs.. wish i had a dog now. hahah sighs

it was only after ordering an extremely fattening McD foldover tat i felt better. oh plus an episode of oprah winfrey of cos. sighs. i wana be like her. helping ppl. being able to help ppl. i bet shes nvr alone. always surrounded by ppl who admire her. i wan tat in life. i wana be someone important. someone who is admired by ppl. someone who inspires ppl. hmm. i wan tat life.

sighs LaTeRsSsss...

Thursday, November 09, 2006
new layout.. woohoo =) 11:49 PM

yes finaaaally. i got a new layout. i hated my old one so bad cos i saw everyone was changing theirs =( lol anyway. pmr is officially over. feels kinda weird. the famous wonderful KL trip is over too. lol again it feels kinda weird. my pmr.. eeks.. tat one is seriously a blur. i dun wan to tink bout it. i dun wana noe how i did. watever it is.. i just hope it isnt disappointment to my parents. the sejarah paper was a real killer for me. i mite haf written out of point for my bm essay paper. isnt tat just super? lol so u can see why i dun wan to tink bout my pmr at all.

lol moving on to happier things. KL was kinda fun i guess. it made me a 'full girl'. i enjoy shopping now! isnt it a miracle? I ENJOY SHOPPING! omg.. hahah. i got a super nice bag bcos i thought it was cute and rachs always carrying one around so i thought i join the club. lol not to mention, i was desperate to buy smtg. everyone was packing in buying stuff like ear-rings and shoes and slippers and jewellery. i din wan to feel leftout! lol best thing i ever spent on. hmm my roommate was phoebs no doubt. haha yea tat was interesting. had a real heart-to-heart talk bout shit.. HAHAH! omg tnks to marisa's influences! haha

i tried putting up some pics frm the trip but having trouble. anyways im goin to damai for the weekend for izzat's farewell party. haha but its another excuse for me to get out of the house and spend my holidays wif my friends. hehe for once im gona spend the nite thr. pretty amazing tat my dad allow. hmm.. must be getting soft at his age. haha kidding daddy! lol anyways thr is sure to be pics frm thr so thr will be more after tis weekend. till then cya all LaTeRsSsss...

on the F1 circuit. kinda cool i guess

haha we werent suppose to do tat but the teachers werent thr.. so u noe =)

i look stupid here.. dun look

haha at sunway dry theme park. it was kinda fun i guess. tim screamed like a girl -_-

i haf tat!!

on the flight bck to kch

haha they waited so long for me cos i couldnt make up my mind whether or not to buy a top. sighs wish i did now

infront of a mega cool looking mosque

i look so feminine!! im so proud of myself. haha